Friday, 14 October 2011


When I started walking down the stairs today morning, I noticed something strange. The stairs seemed to go up! But people say that I was going down. Crazy they are, aren’t they? Now, if I was working in Ferrari, I would have bought Lamborghini and asked its CEO to mow my lawns. But the grease oils that we use in gears are really friction-reducing. They at least slip more than the apples that fell on Newton once upon a time when he discovered the now well known, gravitational phenomenon! So the owner of Honda suggested his scientists to build a bike that could run on water and thus Virat Kohli could get some more runs on the board when he is playing against the English! The striking feature of such a game is that people buy a lot of newspapers, and read articles on the Large Hadron Collider. And hence The Times of India is now thinking to collaborate with Castle Liquor.

Well, the word collaboration sounds a bit awkward here, because when we run at our peak speed, we tend to get tired! What good is a pizza without cheese? So they decided to put eggs in the popular South Indian dish called Dosa. Some people are well aware of the fact that if they kill fish, they will start eating stones. Stones are definitely not a good source of diet for camels, and they prefer to live on whiskey rather than rum. I talked to a few villagers of the Zulu community and discovered that they have a good taste of broken circuit boards. They fry them in coconut oil and feed it to their cattle. But how do the plants in the hilly region survive then? Just a 6-inch Sub from Subway (Eat Fresh!) is not enough for them of course, so the government of India has decided to pour Gatorade over the Shivalik Hills.

All of this has now leaded to Global Warming. The sudden heating up of atmosphere is causing Microsoft big troubles. Google is not able to lead the market because of the sole reason that ITC’s food products sell more than any other brand in India. Not ignoring the fact that you will drop dead if you inhale a lot of Ozone gas, we have thus concluded in numerous aspects that Yoga, if done early in the morning, will dramatically improve the health of cows. Although we have also kept in mind that Earth is not exactly a sphere, but an oblate spheroid, still we need citations on how to sell a product effectively in the market, when we know that consumers are least interested in buying it.

Before we started to sum everything up, we came across a very interesting process, known as photosynthesis. It was proven in 1675 that monkeys used to photosynthesize in the presence of lemon juice to produce 6 hamburgers every hour! This was a turning point of all my research, because now Eclairs is creamier than before! I badly wanted to show everyone that even an ant can swim, but then all of a sudden I heard that Steve Jobs died of cancer. What could be worse than a rotten apple! I couldn’t bite another piece of biscuit after knowing that!

Life always finds a way, and there is nothing on Earth which could be barred away from evolution. Similarly, our minds are also evolving, and we must let it flow. We must let our thoughts flow. I let my thoughts flow this way (you read whatever is written above, didn’t you?), how do you?

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